The Philogynist's Rating:

Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Christina Angel, Felecia, Barbara Doll, Melanie Moore, Bionca and Kaitlyn Ashley. Incredible cast surprisingly produces only passable porn. Three long lez scenes that left this sapphic connoisseur dissatisfied.

The directing was inconsistent and the best part of the sets were the two beds.

The chemistry wasn't fully achieved amongst the women and the scenes had that dragging feeling that defeats the purpose of porn. Awesome beauties Dyanna and Christina start it out and their pairing has some moments. However, like the other two segments, the sexual flow wavers. I also completely disagreed with the attempt to have the viewer particapte by proxy. This was not an interactive video. I wanted to see two women have intense sex with one another, supposedly enjoying it despite it being their occupation. Constantly trying to communicate with the viewer took away from the premise of two women really being into one another and making out. I know I'm watching a porno, I don't need the actresses telling me the obvious. The second scene with Felecia and Barbara Doll was an utter waste, mostly due to Doll's presence, effort and the director. Bionca, Melanie and Kaitlyn have a pretty good threeway that is marred once more by telling the viewer, "Bet you wish you were here licking this pussy. " No kidding! A disappointing movie.

The cast.

Practically everything apart from the cast. It really grated on me when Bionca is telling the viewer to take his dick out and play with it. I am watching a lesbian porn film! No dicks allowed! And, confidentially, I can enjoy a good all-girl porno without masturbating. And I sure as hell don't need one of the starlets to instruct me on how and when to jerk off!

A sad state of affairs when a film with such a stellar cast flops like this. I give it a 5, the ladies' looks and past performances accounting for such a generous ranking.

Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM