Don Carlos' Rating:

Starring: Lovette, Nina Cherry, China Lee, and Stephanie DuValle. They were all just ok.

The production values werre at best mediocre. The sets were very bland and boring, chintzy and unattractive. The costumes (which of course didn't stay on long) were unimaginative and the camera angles were par for the course. There was no musical background, which added to the boring ambiance of this flick, which is suppose to be about a BAND. I ordered this because I though there would be some parody involved, and therefore some plot. Man, was I wrong.

The eroticism of this flick was mixed. All the girlks were more or less into it (which is to say that "it" was into them, everywhere) , and Stephanie DuValle and China Lee did some nice deep throating, with China doing a sexy facial, but over all the sex scenes were far too long. Twenty minutes, plus or minus, of in and out gets boring after a while, even though the point of entry asnd the position change. These guys just take too long to cum.
The plot, which to my taste should be used to heighten the eroticism, was almost non-existant, and what there was made little sense. With a little imagination and wit the process of forming a female rock band could make for a funny AND sexy film, and a story line would provide some reason for the sex. But basically this is just a bunch of sex loops strung together. No better than a compilation, and worse than many of that genra.

The best part of the film was China Lee's facial cum shot, but unfortunately it followed a too long fuck sequence, and so lost much of its appeal. Even so, it really was one of the best facials I've seen. And China does a real nice deep throat. She rivals Linda Lovelace for sure.

The worst part of the film is that it has no point. Eroticism isn't just about putting it in and stroking; that's not erotic, that's just fucking, and after a while, it gets boring.

Clearly, my over all reaction to this flick is that it rates about a one, very limp. Eroticism is about people - that is, personalities, not just bodies - expressing some emotion, showing some feeling. In this flick people fuck like cats in heat - any pussy will do. Sure, sometimees all you want to see is good old sucking and fucking. So you watch a compliation, and you get one with your favorite porn star - Christy Canyon or Ashlyn Gere for example - and thats cool. Even in compilations their sensuousness cums through. But sometimes you want something more. In comparison to films like Immortal Desire, or No Motive, this film fall flat, hardly worth the price of admission. And speaking of pussy, these chicks are all completely shaves. This seems to be a trend these days, but frankly, I don't get it. Shaving around the labia and clit makes for a more pleasant muff dive, but shaving the whole thing reeks of pedophelia to me, and that's NOT sexy, no way, no time. This is a film that I'll trade in.

Posted By Don Carlos, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM