Roger's Rating:

Kick Ass doesn't like fake tits. They hate them in fact. This is their big tit line and with all of the natural boobs around, we are going to have a lot of fun. If they stick with the company policy, then this movie will be very true to its title. I would expect there to be a lot of tit footage from start to finish. Sometimes the sex in Kick Ass flicks is a little brief and we end up missing some heat along the way. As good as they are at sticking to the focus of whatever line you're watching, it still needs to be hot from start to finish. For tit lovers, there are plenty of great sets to enjoy. Rita Faltoyano has great breasts and is head to toe perfect. Loni is a dynamic performer with tits that make you want to jump up and shout. (What exactly you would shout probably varies, but I always want to jump up and shout “Damn those are some fine titties.”)

As Rita Faltoyano introduces herself in a little bikini, my mind is so filled with lust that I can only think of one thing. Well, two things actually. Actually she has me so lost in lust that when she tells us she is from Hungary, I can only think “She sure as hell makes me Hungary for some of those hooters.” The interview and tease footage is heavy on the boob footage and that is perfect. They mix in some toe sucking for fun, but for the most part it stays right on track, or on rack rather. She looks totally inviting and Lee Stone dives right in to makes a meal out of her perfect body. Rita can't wait to get his cock out of his pants and into her mouth. She slips it between her tits first, then works the long pole with both hands. It isn't much of a blowjob though. Why on earth do they cut something this hot so short? It's almost criminal. At least we still get to see her with a big cock in her pussy. I know that this is a tit movie and that Kick Ass stuff focuses on feet, but doesn't Rita has the best legs around? She has them up in the air while Lee pounds her and it's just about the most perfect sight one could imagine. The sex all passes too quickly so don't get too attached to any single angle. Since Rita looks great from any angle, the action actually looks great even if it passes by in the blink of an eye. Reverse cowgirl is great, but check out the way she looks in doggy as Lee fucks her hard enough to keep the tits bouncing. He drops his load on her rack, closing out a pretty solid opener.

Brooke is only too happy to talk about her big tits and how they have attracted men for years. She is a very pretty girl with a thin body and tits that would be fun to play with for a few hours. Making her even more fun is the way she happily takes cock into her mouth as soon as she meets a guy. (At least on camera, though I wouldn't mind putting that theory to the test. There are some nice leg shots as she does half of the blowjob while standing. I like her ass quite a bit. It's not a big butt, but a really nicely shaped one for a skinny chick. She displays it nicely in cowgirl before bending over for a while. The focus on the boobs is really good in this scene, both in doggy and then when she flops them around during a particularly spirited round of cowgirl. I like this girl a lot and even in a scene that could be a lot better, she manages to turn in a sexy bit of tit fucking for us to enjoy.

Bailey is a meaty Texas girl with natural D-cup knockers. The poor girl was teased as a child for her rapidly expanding bust, but has since learned to use them to get out of speeding tickets and to get free drinks at bars. As we move to the tease footage, she breaks out some nice to get her nipples rock hard. Valentino dives right in and ignores the tits, stopping on her clit instead. I'm not digging the two-tone hair she's got, but Bailey's bod looks fantastic. This time the rushed blowjob leads us rather quickly to some anal action. Her tits are on display during the RCA, but the best anal action comes in spoon. Val nails her really hard and she takes every inch like a champ. Some busy girls just lie back and take cock like a stuffed animal, but Bailey shows great energy. I just wish that this one was quite a bit longer because she is a lot fun to watch.

Vanessa Michaels is a pretty blonde with great tits that she loves to show off. They have her in a pink bikini that is really hot on her. It doesn't stay on very long though because she wants to play with those fun bags for us. Once again it is Lee Stone who gets to play with her in person. He licks her feet, pussy and ass. When she gets the chance to wrap those fun bags around his pole, Lee's long dong vanishes in her monster cleavage. It doesn't look like she is all that into sucking cock, but Vanessa puts on quite a show when her pussy gets stuffed. He gets her tits shaking with some hard strokes from above. Vanessa really does have that bikini babe body and uses the tits to jerk him off for a big pearl necklace finish.

Loni is one of my favorite naturally busty babes in the business. She is great looking, puts on a fantastic show and always seems to have fun. That attitude comes through during her interview. She talks about her tits, what she likes and what kind of attention they get her. The boob footage here is great as she plays with her nipples and works them to stiff little points. Steven St. Croix barely has enough cock to challenge this incredibly skilled oral machine. Loni takes it to the root as if he were no bigger than Ed Powers. Working into 69 he buries his tongue into her hole and she gets him wet enough to slide right up into her. When she is in reverse cowgirl, those awesome tits shake and wiggle Loni is a highly underrated performer who looks good in any position and really shines in the doggy here. Steven pumps her hard, making those tits sway and then sprays her across the chest and face with a nice load.

From start to finish we get some great natural breasts. There are really big ones, “just” big ones and just plain perfect sets as far as the eye can see. We get a pretty generous amount of boob coverage, though no one is going to confuse this one with a tit fetish flick. It is a solid flick with a great cast and the usual Kick Ass feel. That can be both good and bad. The blowjobs are all well too short and in some cases that is a crime. We do get a whole lot of great tit fucking and that's always a nice addition to a flick. It is especially nice when the tits in question belong to Loni or Rita. Both of them are fantastic as usual. In fact, I would like to remind Loni that I still have her trophy from two years ago. Come on over, we'll lotion up those hooters and I will present the trophy and a nice pearl necklace to go with it.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM