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Babes Illustrated 6 DVD Movie
Babes Illustrated 6 Description: "Slip into the world of fashion photography. Strike a pose with the worlds sexiest models as they strut their stuff on the runway and off! Those sleek little honeys just can't keep their hands off each other when the fashions come off. So of your looking for the hottest in "All Girl" action this side of Paris, look no further… Babes Illustrated 6 is this season's hottest ticket!!"
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Adult Video News Rating -- AAA½
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I know what you're thinking, why am I reviewing another all girl DVD when lesbian scenes are not at the top of my list of favorite things? Well, in case you missed the cast list and you will see the first reason I have for wanting to review this film. In honor of Kaitlyn's 27th birthday and to prove to her that she is still number one in my heart, I couldn't resist giving it a going over.
The plot is incredibly simple. Kaitlyn is organizing a big swimsuit shoot. The models are a bit shocked to hear that a big named photographer will be doing the shoot. How did Kaitlyn ever pull that off? Through the magic of film, we see exactly how the photog was convinced to do the shoot. We cut to Kaitlyn and Shyla Foxxx, in lingerie and heels on a bed. Quicker than a flashbulb, Shyla makes a moves for Ms. Ashley's monster mams and meaty pussy lips. Even in a lesbian scene, I can just sit back and watch Kaitlyn and be totally enthralled, what a perfect female form, what an incredible performer. Shyla is all right, but Kaitlyn shines. That tongue of hers works over Shyla's clit and has her melting right before our eyes. In return, Shyla breaks out an assortment of toys and uses them all on Kaitlyn's meaty, juicy pussy.
As the modes get settled in, a four girl, mini orgy breaks out. Sindee Coxx pairs off with Ashley Renee while Krista Maze and Dorothy team up. I know it's only the second scene, but I am already tired of lesbian sex and since Sindee is the only girl in this mess that I find even slightly attractive, it is a scene that I can just do without.
As Kaitlyn and Caressa Savage discuss ways to keep the company from going under, the bathtub is full of Euro-Chicks. Blonde Laura Palmer, and redhead Deva Station, fumble with their two lines then start in on each other. Laura is the rich investor Kaitlyn needs to save her company. The water splashing is so loud you can't even hear them moan and what we end up with is another forgettable scene from two very average on their best days, women. Laura is by far the hotter performer, but I have seen her to much better. Some dildo and strap on play for those who enjoy the plastic penis action.
Shyla shows up and she and Caressa take a tumble. Holy shit, Shyla has a huge hooters. Caressa is so aggressive with women, she always seems to bring out the best in them. Lucky for the makers of this video, they had her put Ms. Foxxx through the paces at just the right time to keep me from falling asleep totally, These two women so clearly enjoy themselves that it is a pleasure to watch them go at each other.
To convince Laura how willing she is to go all the way, Kaitlyn starts an all out orgy among the models. Since she and Sindee always work so well together, their pairing has me still watching, but most of the other action is just filler. Too much super close up shots of who knows whose asshole being plugged. They should have let Kaitlyn, Caressa and Sindee stay, but sent Laura, Deva and the others packing. It would have made for a much more watchable scene.
Of course everything works out in the end, especially for me since the movie is finally over. All girl tapes rarely make me sing their praises, but this one is just really below average. In spite my obsession with Kaitlyn, and her fine performance in this movie, there is just so much to find totally dull here. Laura Palmer and Deva Station take up way to much screen time. Sindee Coxx ends up buried in a couple of huge group things. Shyla Foxx and Caressa do a pretty scene and Nadia Moore does well to stick with Kaitlyn. Basically, I would have rather watched the Kaitlyn/Nadia scene, turned the movie off and done the laundry. It might have been more exciting watching my T shirts spin in the dryer.
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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Starring: Nadia Moore + Kaitlyn Ashley: Brunette Nadia has a pretty face & savory, medium-sized tits to accent her skinny, curvaceous figure. Blonde Kaitlyn has a delectable, toned body topped with big implants complementing her gorgeous face. They team up on the bed for some enthusiastic, toy assisted lesbianism. A simultaneous dildo pounding from Nadia & self administered clitoral buzzing using a capsule vibe bring Kaitlyn to climax.
Ashley Renee + Deva Station + Krista Maze + Sindee Coxx: Brunette Ashley contains no artificial sweetener. She is an eye-catching beauty with a well-built frame featuring an ample rack. All-natural, brunette Deva has round, delectable, mid-sized breasts on a lean, luscious frame. Krista is an unattractive redhead with natural, lopsided tits. Sindee is a forgettable blonde with a poor boob job. A high energy, toy assisted bedroom romp with a 50/50 mix of hot & not. Somewhat abrupt ending.
Laura Palmer + Dorothy: Laura is a lean, skinny, blonde with nice, natural, mid-sized breasts. Dorothy is a forgettable redhead with unsavory, natural tits. Loud & lively lesbianism in the bathtub. Elements of tongues, fingers, & dildos. Dorothy fucks Laura with a strap-on.
Shyla Foxx + Caressa Savage: Both are lean, meaty chics with huge, fake jugs. Shyla is a mediocre brunette, but Caressa is a skank ass blonde. Elements of tongues, fingers, & dildos. Abrupt ending. Shyla is forgettable; Caressa is downright homely; therefore, I suggest skipping this scene.
Kaitlyn Ashley + Laura Palmer + Shyla Foxx + Dorothy + Sindee Coxx + Caressa Savage: Elements of oral, fingers, & dildos. Someone (Dorothy?) receives an anal dildo invasion. Too few hotties. With 6 girls, the scene is far too "busy". I suggest skipping this scene. Excellent picture clarity. Realistic skintones. Excellent sound quality. Uninspired & undesired musical score. 6 of the girls' characters are nondescript models. Ashley Renee, Deva Station & Shayla Foxx are somewhat passable as models, but Caressa Savage, Krista Maze & Sindee Coxx are clearly not. Lively, rambunctious sapphic sex from beginning to end. All of the girls are loud & raunchy, so I'm not sure who are the fakers, if any. The first scene between Nadia Moore & Kaitlyn Ashley. Not enough bad ass chics. Good & Bad are mixed together in equal measure; therefore, I rate it an average 5.
Posted By Judge & Jury, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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