Roger's Rating:

This is Bryan Xin's second release from Pulse and after some comments I read about the first review I need to tell you all something. I had absolutely nothing to do with the content on either of these two discs. That's right, no interview in the BTS, no scripts, no anything. I think that just about covers the whole conflict of interest thing. (Why do I know that no one finds that as funny as it was supposed to be? It was one off-base, off-handed comment for goodness sake.) Back to the movie. This is Xin's follow up to “Cheek Freaks” and this one focuses on a body part a little higher up and on the other side of a woman's body. Bryan has been shooting big tit movies for a long time and always includes a great deal of tease before the action. Fans know that he takes care of the tease and keeps the action focused on what ever body part is in play. Doing this without losing track of the sex for the rest of the audience is the key and more often than not Bryan succeeds. At least he has in the past so we'll see how he handles this great collection of naturally stacked honeys.

What better way to lead off a big tit movie than with Brandy Taylore? She opens the movie by unzipping her pink top and letting those beautiful tits pop into view. There is a lot of tease here with Brandy shaking the rack as it is barely contained by her bra. When that garment comes off she squeezes her fun bags, plays with the stiff nipples and eventually rubs lotion all over them. Anyone who is really into big tits is going to love the time Xin spends during this segment. So many movies these days skip right over the tease and this scene should remind us why that is a bad idea. It's sure to be a big hit with the core audience. When she finally gets to play with a guy, Brandy gives a nice looking if low-key blowjob. I would really love to see her crank up the heat just a little bit because she's got a very pretty face to go along with that spectacular rack. The tit fucking is very nice here though and helps keep the focus on those jiggling jugs. Hard core fucking has never been Brandy's strength so Xin wisely keeps the action well paced and her big tits at the center of the activity. She actually gets pretty vocal later in the scene as the guy manhandles her big tits and fucks her hard in mish. They turn over into doggy and we get some great shots of Brandy sucking on her nipples as he pounds away from behind. A great set like this is a perfect place for a popshot, so he drops his load all over her chest and face. I'm a big Brandy fan and this is one of her better scenes energy wise. It's also perfectly shot for tit lovers who will likely stroke themselves silly over it.

Gianna has tits that are every bit has huge as Brandy's so hopefully everyone saved a load for her fun bags as well. Sporting a chest that can't be held in check by the tiny t-shirt she is wearing, Gianna has no choice but to lift said garment and get felt up by the lucky guy behind the camera. Out comes the oil and we get to look up at her massive mams as they glisten in the light and shake back and forth. She gets one guy for each tit and both Joel Lawrence and Christian seem pretty pleased to be feasting on those milk bags. They don't bother with any preliminary action, choosing instead to put her on all fours so she can suck one while the other pokes her pussy. I still prefer Brandy overall, but Gianna shows a lot more energy during her fucking and that gives us some super bouncing tit footage. There is a lot of great boob coverage in this scene, but Gianna brings a bit more heat to the action so it is good no matter what we're looking at. (Nice ass shots during cowgirl for instance.) The guys pound her hard and then cum at the same time on her big tits. This looks like the beginning of something we could easily call Tit-kakke.

Bailey actually talks to us during her tease footage and I like that a lot. She doesn't say much of course, letting her hot body and big soft tits carry most of the action. Most of the boob play here is done with her top still on so it really is great tease. Bailey breaks out a dildo and works it into her pussy just long enough to get it wet. It ends up between her tits which is where it stays until Brian Surewood gives her the real thing to play with. I'm not particularly fond on the low-angle blowjob, but in this case I realize that it is there to showcase her tits. I still would like to have seen more eye contact, but they have moved on to fucking now and Bailey does that really well. Her tits look great shaking around in mish. So great in fact that Brian stops to suck on them for a while before he pulls her up into reverse cowgirl. With his cock now up her ass, she bounces hard, shakes her tits and turns in a hot little anal scene. Being the super slut that she is Bailey wants to take his load in her mouth. She lets some drip onto her tits to keep with the theme of the movie, but I think she just really wanted a taste of cream.

Aspen Stevens has some very hot scenes to follow, but seem to have the requisite equipment to fit in just fine. I love the way she starts out dressed in a suit looking like an every day hottie before stripping down a bit. The bulk of her tease footage comes in the form of a vigorous solo scene. She rams that clear dildo into her pussy like she's really trying to get herself off. Barrett Blade follows the toy and does his best to fill the void. His cock certainly fills her mouth just fine and Aspen is happy to take as much between her lips as she can. When it isn't stuffing her mouth, she keeps his cock warm by milking it between her monster mams. Aspen is probably the smallest girl so far, but she's a pretty good fuck and certainly isn't lacking in the chest. There is some good doggy footage that shows off her tits and also gives us some great action as she works her hips and pumps back against his dick. I wouldn't say that she fucks quite as hard as Bailey, but Aspen gives us a good scene and takes all that cream right on her heaving chest to close things out.

Last but not least is busty blonde Mia Bangg. She is not as big as some of the other girls, but has her tits tucked away nicely inside of a tight bra as she jiggles them for our pleasure. Freeing them from the tight garment, Mia goes to work on a bowl of ice cream. First she takes a few bites, but most of it ends up smeared on her chest. I love ice cream and I love tits so the combination might be considered overkill by some, but to me it's paradise. Sadly the tease ends and she starts sucking cock. Why is that a bad thing? Because Mia is one of the chief disciples of the gag/quack school of cock sucking avoidance. That's probably a bit unfair because she can give a good blowjob. We just don't get to see one because she's too busy quacking like a dying duck. There is some good tit fucking here, but I just have a tough time getting past that horrible waste of a potentially good blowjob. (I wonder how often a director has put down the camera and screamed “knock that shit off” when one of the quackers goes into full wood-kill mode.) That isn't a problem when she starts fucking though. The shaking tit footage is great in mish and doggy. Mia is a very energetic performer who looks great during some hot standing doggy. Her only weakness seems to be that gagging thing because when she starts RCA we see just how hot she is with dick in her ass. Her anal action ends with a shot on her face that she is careful to allow to drip onto her tits.

The bonus material is on disc two and includes one very big bonus feature. Sammie Rhodes, Lain Oi and Haley Paige get together for a very hot three-way boob fest. Even though I'm not all that into veggie action, this one features some great breast sucking that makes it pretty damn hot. They share a bathtub and I would rank this scene ahead of a few from the main disc in overall heat. In addition to this extra scene we get some fantastic tit footage in the BTS reel, a high quality photo gallery and a trailer for Xin's other Pulse project, “Cheek Freaks”.

Obviously this is a must-own title for tit lovers. It is also a very solid stroke flick even for those who are not nuts for knockers. Is it as good as “Cheek Freaks”? Overall I would say that it's not quite as good unless you're a lover of big boobs. As a bit tit movie this one hits the nail directly on the head. The tease is perfect and offers a great variety. (Instead of just doing the same stuff over and over.) During the sex, the focus on the breasts keeps things hot for the core audience without losing focus for the rest of us. So why did I like “Cheek Freaks” better? Do I like asses better than tits? Not exactly. I just think that a few of these heavy-hootered hotties are a tad mellow in their scenes and that the overall sexual heat is a few degrees higher in the other movie. Damn, that's my biggest criticism of the movie? That should tell you all you need to know. Brandy is still a little lacking in energy and Mia gags too much. Other than that, it's a great flick for everyone to enjoy and clearly one of the best big bust releases of the year.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM