"Position yourself in front of your T.V. and be prepared to see what I, Breastman, consider to be the kinkiest sexual positions you may ever see anywhere in this all new Breastman Adventure
One day I was feeling particularly horny, and I was thinking that I hadn't seen a really good kinky position in a long time. Then it came to me...Woe, I said to myself, I bet that my loyal Breast-Fans haven't seen any good kinky positions lately either, and before you could say 'Are they really upside down...' Breastman's Kinky Positions was a reality."Tonya Hartlay and Brett Stevens were the first of my friends to go for the position gusto. Tonya is a beautiful blonde and Brett is a well built stud. The judges give Brett a '10' for difficulty, and Tonya a '9' for technique. Just take a look at these two. Which end is up? Better yet... Whose end is up? Brett stands on his head, does a reverse squat thrust and Tonya is game for each and every position. Wowee!
"Lucky Mike Horner sat in a corner eating some pussy and hooters. Along came another Mike said 'Oh Brother!'...as he managed to get a 3-way today. Mike certainly is lucky, having both Ashley Shye and Kassandra Jones all to himself, and talk about some kinky positions...Mike is the king of Kink. Poolside, you will find them bending and stretching and reaching and grabbing, and ultimately, getting into some really weird positions.
"Kimberly Kummings is coming. To Breastman's Kinky Positions... And yes...you get to see me...Breastman himself, do Kimberly in some of the wildest positions that I've ever tried. Kimberly does the best 'Reverse Cowgirl' in the west. Probably in the east too... Don't miss it. This is definitely one of the kinkiest and wildest Breastman movies I've ever made. Kinky Positions and me...Breastman. A winning combination.
"When I told veteran horn dog Will Jarvis that I was interested in doing a film on various kinky sexual positions, he literally begged me to let him be in it. Will got lucky and drew the luscious and exotic China Lee as his partner. Will said 'I'll stand on my head and you take...' Sorry folks, you'll have to see the video to find out what happened. Needless to say, Will and China are bent up like soft pretzels before their performance is finished.
"Stix is toned and has bone and I know where to find it. That's Steve Stix and everyone knows where to find his bone...it's hiding in and out of his beautiful partner, Cleo. Stevie really gets into his work, especially when his work is as beautiful as Cleo. Steve and Cleo get into positions that are so kinky, they are actually beyond description. Perhaps we'll run a contest trying to name the various positions that they try, but for now...
Please don't try these at home...These people are trained professionals."
