Roger's Rating:

When it comes to sloppy facial cumshots, there are plenty of video lines that can deliver the goods. However, few can match the constant quality and the incredible volumes of ball batter that have been fired across the faces of the women of Sodomania. When I first saw this collection on video, I was amazed at just how many memorable facials have come from Elegant Angel over the years. Included in this compilation is a facial I consider to be the very best of all time, with Kaitlyn Ashley taking three massive loads at once. I'll get to that one later, but we have many shots to cover and very little time. I won't be covering every one of them since this is basically a collection of just cumshots, but I'll do my best to hit the highlights.

Vanessa Chase starts things off, taking Roscoe Bowltree right up her sexy little ass. For some reason, the sound doesn't exactly sync up, which makes no sense at all. Why dub a cumshot compilation? The shot itself is fired right into Vanessa's open mouth. What a cutie.

It appears that the whole disc suffers from this phantom audio track. I'm sure there is an explanation for this, but it's really disappointing to me. Even though I know the voice coming through does belong to Tammi Ann, but why mess with the original? Another great facial here as Alex pulls right out of her well fucked ass and fires onto that all too innocent smile.

Turning back the clock, we get a taste of why Debi Diamond is still such a beloved porn slut. She gets royally ass fucked by a couple in this Sodomania clip. The chick, Wednesday is as crazy for cum as Debi and they shares a shot right of Ms. Diamond's colon. We miss you Debi, more than you will ever know.

In addition to the aforementioned Kaitlyn shot, one of my other all time favorites came from Sodomania III. Jonathan Morgan plays a demented stranger who gives uptight office girl Alicia Rio a day she won't forget. We catch the tail end of this scene as he covers her glasses and face with a very nice shot. (Note to self, go find Sodomania III)

Now it's time for the all time best shot in facial history. Kaitlyn, after being DP'd and fucked raw, opens her mouth for Jon Dough, Peter North and Jay Ashley. Not only do they time their shots perfectly, but Kaitlyn takes it with such genuine joy that it was in this moment, I feel madly in lust. With this one shot, she pushed herself to the top of my all time favorite list and remains there to this day.

Misty Rain is such a hot anal slut, Elegant gave her a whole movie, “The Anal Diary of Misty Rain.” In the final scene, Misty gets her ass fucked by a horny cop. We get some really good anal action before the A2M facial taken by Francesca Le.

Before Careena Collins can get a face full of cum, she has to get her ass ripped open by Jake Steed's massive tool. This is one of the hottest scenes I have ever watched and it stands up even in this abbreviated form. His big wad ends up all over her mouth and blindfold.

Nici Sterling could lend her beautiful mug to the facial hall of fame, and here she gets hit with two shots. Watching her drink cum is such a wonderful sight, all that class and grace and yet she performs like a total fucking slut. Perfection. Later, Nici is there to watch Nicole Lace get her ass drilled big time. Nicole takes a big wad right from her ass, making Nici proud of her.

Channone does quite a job, first taking Peter North's cock in her ass, then taking a massive load all over her face. (Hey, is that hair gel?) She even licks it up. My, what a sexy little tart she was. Speaking of tarts, check out Sid Deuce being just slam fucked by Alex Sanders before gulping down his gonad guppies.

Don't think it's just American chicks who get blasted in this DVD. There are plenty of Euro-babes who have graced Elegant movies over the years and they are quite well represented here as well. Also along for the ride are stars like Nikita, Alex Dane (Who gets her ass so well fucked while playing the little schoolgirl) and Missy.

It's pretty clear that Vanessa Chase, Channone, Micky Lynn and especially Nici Sterling are at the top of Patrick Collins' list of favorite faces to defile. They all appear multiple times, with Nici popping up at least five different times. (And why not, few faces look quite this good covered in spunk.)

With an overload of couples friendly, soft porn in the DVD market, a balls to the wall cumshot compilation is long overdue. I can't think of a better place to start than this collection of cum covered cuties to bring true smut to the masses. With over two hours of pop shots, there is plenty for everyone in this sticky gathering of gratuitous gooings. My only complaint is the off sync sound that deprives us some of the super fine sex talk that these babes spew before being blasted. Even with this problem, Slopshots proves once again that if its sticky facial cumshots you want, Sodomania is the place to start.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM