Roger's Rating:

Memphis Monroe is a girl with obvious charms. Of course, the whole backwoods reference in the title kind of overlooks them a bit. Anyone who has ever seen her front “woods” has probably found himself sporting a little tent in the pants. For this movie she's got the sexy country girl thing going. If we are lucky maybe we can see her in some Daisy Dukes before she strips down for the fun. Joining Memphis in this back woods adventure is one of porn's best looking and hottest girls. Jasmine Byrne has everything going for her. She has a great body with natural tits, a curvy little ass and skin that looks as smooth as silk. She's got a beautiful face with lips that were just born to drive men wild. When you add to these physical attributes a sexual energy that is second to none, you have the perfect porn babe. That's probably enough about Jasmine. This is Memphis' movie and she has two things that Jasmine doesn't have. Let's hope we see those lovely knockers on full display.

Memphis & Tommy Gunn

Memphis introduces the first scene and then takes the starring role with Tommy Gunn. She is all decked out in country girl clothes, but that is the extent of the “story” behind their tryst. The camera stars on the ground, but finds a better angle as she frees his cock from his pants and starts sucking. We get to look right into her eyes as she runs her tongue over the head of his dick. This is great footage and we don't cut away in less than a minute like in so many other movies these days. Cowgirl is good for Memphis because we can scope out her nice butt and those big tits can really bounce in Tommy's face. Moving into doggy she proves that her body looks great in that position as well. Memphis takes it really hard from behind and spins around to take a nice load right on her face.

Jasmine Byrne & Derrick Pierce

Jasmine is a woods girl who catches an unsuspecting hiker on her property. She orders him around to the back of house at dildo-point. Mixing in a few “squeal like a pig” references, Jasmine makes it clear that he will have to serve her well if he wants to get out alive. You have to love the fact that nearly every girl in porn is way too young to even remember Ned Beatty squealing like a pig. If only I could forget it. He responds to her threats by helping the gorgeous young girl out of her tight shorts and onto her back. Eating her pussy, he uses her dildo-gun to open things up and get her ready for the main event. Pretty Jasmine prefers the taste of real cock to plastic so she frees his meat from his pants. I was a little worried because Jasmine has been quagging a lot lately. She doesn't do that this time, but we also only get about ninety seconds of her beautiful face inhaling his modest member. That's not nearly enough guys. She pushes him down and takes an equally short ride in reverse cowgirl. The Memphis scene didn't feel as choppy, so Jasmine is working against the grain here. In seven minutes they finish the blowjob, reverse cowgirl, standard cowgirl doggy and mish. Every position looks great and her energy is high, but the short cuts take away from the action. He's got a huge load for her face though so the scene ends on a really high note.

Memphis Monroe, Angela Stone & Ariel X

Apparently country girls like to play naughty sex games together. Memphis blindfolds her girlfriends and teases them with stories of the boys they like. This is actually really hot stuff and makes the action hotter than the normal veggie three-way. The girls kiss and pretend they are playing with boys and when they are worked up, Memphis dives right in to lap up the juices. She puts on a big strap on and then makes them suck it. Angela gags a bit and then opens up her shaved pussy for some hard strokes. If you like strap on sex then it is hard not to love watching this pretty babe shake her tits as she fucks her skinny friend. Eventually the girls line up to return the favor, sucking Memphis' clit. They throw in some odd footage at the end. With Angela and Ariel sharing a double dong, Angela pulls her end out and pisses all over the place. (Did I say piss? Was I supposed to lie and pretend that this gusher is a 'squirt'?) Kind of a lame way to finish a decent scene.

Sophia & Chris Cannon

Local military hero Chris is faithful to his girl and Sophia shows us why. Stripping down on a bridge, she drops right to her knees and lathers up his rod with her mouth. This time around the blowjob is pretty short and that's a bit of a shame. Chris warms her up with his tongue, taking care of her pussy and even working his tongue into her ass for a bit. That ends up being a very good idea because after a short round of vag fucking she drops her butt down over his dick and pumps like crazy. With a great piece of ass like this at home, no wonder he never wants to stray.

Memphis & Johnny Castle

Memphis finishes the movie by seducing her stable boy. It's another outdoor scene with the pretty blonde leaning back on a bale of hay as her new friend works his tongue up and down her naked body. She looks really good and certainly edible enough. Returning the favor Memphis sucks his cock while showing us her ass. The camera doesn't focus enough on her face as she works his meat between her lips. We get some lovely body shots and that is always good, especially when she has her big tits wrapped around his pole. The actually fucking is good, but does feel a bit rushed. Why do they need to cut scenes so short in a movie that isn't even ninety minutes long? More of Memphis would be good, but in the end her tits get glazed and that's might fine.

This is a good movie, but it's a bit uneven. That opening scene with Memphis feels complete and some of the others just feel choppy. The women look pretty damn hot and I like the mix of outdoor scenes with the sex inside. Obviously Memphis is the star and she appears in three of the five scenes. Her first one is really good and shows everyone some of the reasons I think she is such a walking wet dream. The finale is pretty damn good as well. In the veggie scene, we see Memphis take over the scene and really carry it with her words as much as her body. That's pretty impressive and fucking hot. Jasmine is fantastic in her scene. She looks beautiful and fucks like a genuine superstar. I wish her scene had been longer with more oral footage, but it's still pretty damn good. There isn't much of a story here, but there is a theme and a bit of role playing. It's a nice looking movie with decent sexual energy and a very sexy cast. I liked it a lot and think that everyone should check out Memphis to see how hot she is.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM