Roger's Rating:

There was a time, not so long ago, when any Zane title meant that you were just as likely to see women in their own vomit, as you were a hot sex scene. (OK, so they only made ONE video like that, but it stuck with me all right?) Now, with new contract girl Sunset Thomas and a new outlook on production values, things are definitely looking up. This is actually a feature, with a script, some semblance of a plot, and one hell of a fine looking cast. What could possibly go wrong? Well, this is porn and even the sure things can turn ugly. So, let's take a look and see how the combination of Matt Zane and Sunset Thomas turned out.

The skinny on the plot here is that an alien species has been living among us and is preparing for a massive earthquake that will send them back to their world. The good thing about the creatures, is they look just like us, (Better than most of us actually.) and have to have sex every few hours to survive. The bad news is that when they pass back into their own world, the earthquake will destroy all of Los Angeles. (Maybe not such a big loss.) As Kyle Stone and Sunset Thomas reflect on their lives as aliens and the risks of their escape plan, they can't help but engage in a little rooftop groping. Let me tell you, Sunset always looks great, but she is truly a vision here, perfect in every way. Props to Zane here for realizing that with Sunset on her knees giving one of the best looking blowjobs in porn, it's wise to lay off the visual effects and let this superstar burn up the screen. She continues to sizzle as Kyle sucks her sweet lower lips. Love the thigh high boots. Sunset, I'd jump off the roof to get a shot at tasting that sweet cookie. By the way, as I drool over Sunset, let's not overlook the fact that this is a wonderfully shot outdoor pairing. It really doesn't matter what angle Zane shoots from, everything looks perfect. The medium shots, the close ups, the low angle assfucking and especially the beautiful facial that closes out a scorching scene. Fuck, we're one scene into the movie and it's already worth the price.

There is trouble on the horizon, as a strike force, led by Nici Sterling is closing in on the aliens. To distract this band of xenophobic commandos, the aliens play dirty. One of them, played perfectly by Lexi Erickson, (Perfectly?) (Betty? Oh please.) Lexi gets her mouth working overtime and all thoughts of saving the earth are wiped from Rick Masters' head. (Actually, they are sucked from his big head out through his little head.) Again, a note to would be 'hip' directors. Notice the lack of special effects DURING the sex? See, this is what guys want to see. A beautiful woman being fucked, such a simple concept that so many people seem to miss these days. Nice, well shot fuck scene with some better than average dirty talk from the pretty blonde. Hey, anyone else notice the subtle juxtaposition of the team working to defuse the bomb in the same shot as Lexi and Rick boning? (What?) Another well shot, hot anal scene with a good facial. With this kind of enemy, the human race has no chance.

In a scene that smacks of James Bond/Batman type hero/villain confrontation, Sunset holds the leader of the resistance, Nici hostage. As she explains the extreme nature of their plans, Nici fights back defiantly. Good dialog work here by two of the very best at it. Of course, right in the middle of the discussion, the aliens have to have sex and since they have a captive, why not use her. Steve Hatcher and Dave Hardman are the lucky aliens who get to indoctrinate the resistance leader in the ways of intergalactic intercourse. At the same time, Sunset hooks up with one of her fellow aliens as well as her new sex slave. You all know I am not a fan of splitting up the action. Having two such hot women in torrid three ways is great, but the jumping back and forth distracted me a bit. Still, who can complain going from Nici slurping cock to Sunset being fucked raw? A sweet Texas blonde and a sexy British brunette, both filled mouth, pussy and ass with hard cock in no holes barred sex is more than enough to keep me glued to the set.

Nici beats Sunset to the DP punch, after first sitting on a cock for a while to get her ass nice and warmed up for the double invasion. Once Nici gets both dicks in her, she goes crazy, bucking and screaming while being fucked like mad by alien rods. Not to be outdone by an earth girl, Sunset lowers herself onto a fat pole, which somehow disappears in her super tight ass. She too, ends up double fucked by a very lucky pair of studs. The women approach their impending facials in different ways. Sunset opens her mouth and presents her tongue as a target while Nici actively sucks and strokes the loads onto her face. The end result is two very pretty faces covered in cum and looking spectacular. This is brilliant stuff. (Even if the action is split up.)

The battle rages on in another way as a pair of combatants nearly kill each other in a well shot hand to hand combat scene. (That's it, only one line about this scene?) (Fair enough, but at least tell them to watch it, it's cool.) OK, be sure to watch the fight scene, it's cool. What is even cooler is the action going on up on the roof. Asia Carrera and Tami Monroe are 'sustaining life' when Sunset arrives to enlist their help. Forgetting all about the missing disc or the danger her people are in, Sunset quickly joins the pair for some a lesbian lunch. Wow, three of porn's pretties faces AND prettiest pussies in the same scene. With the usual caveat that g/g sex is not my favorite thing, know this. I stayed away from the fast forward button and totally enjoyed this three way clam bake. Nice to see tiny Tami back, even if it just with chicks. Asia, classy and sexy as always seems to get e real kick out of licking Tami's shaved lips. Tami in turn has a ball fucking Sunset with a plastic cock. Asia throws on a strap-on and lets Ms. Monroe squat fuck her. You guys know, if I'm telling you to watch an all girl scene, then it must be hot, and this one is.

As the time draws near, Asia gets another dose of life sustaining sex with Steve Hatcher. Who cares how it fits into the plot, just so long as we get to see Asia work her magic on a cock. (Even if that cock does belong to Hatcher.) Don't ask me exactly when it happened, because I honestly don't know, but somewhere along the line, Asia started looking like she really loves her work. (She always looked beautiful.) This combination of beauty and enthusiastic fun is irresistible. Tell me watching her suck cock doesn't make you want to quit your day job and go for a shot at porn stud-dom. Am I the only one who wonders what that ring on her labia feels like while you're fucking her? (Asia, I don't supposed you might let me find out, for research purposes only.) Back to the scene at hand. It's another well shot coupling, captured from a number of angles, all of them wonderful, right up to the pop shot on Asia's mouthwatering breasts.

Will the aliens get back to their universe? Will LA be destroyed? (Would that be such a terrible loss?) These questions will be answered only if you stick around to watch the end of the video. My job here is done. Sunset Thomas shines in her Zane debut. She has never looked better or fucked with more all out intensity. Her three scenes are all scorching, especially the DP. Nici Sterling and Asia Carrera also provide top drawer scenes, with Nici's DP rivaling Sunset's for top honors. Lexi Erickson and Tami Monroe round a cast of females who are all fantastic. Matt Zane gets high marks for a decent story, some well shot action and fight sequences and most of all for turning his cast loose and letting the sex speak for itself. Brilliant job. As if you needed any more encouragement to go pick this video up, consider this. With Kaitlyn Ashley now retired, a lot of people have wondered who I will obsess on now. Three of the top contenders star in this movie. Trust me folks, this one stays in my collection permanently.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

OOOH MY DICK IS HUGE's Rating:

Starring: Sunset fucks, does sandwich, and she's so hot hot hot, Rick Masters is a toolmaster, Nici Sterling fucks into some interesting camera angles, Lexi takes it up the ass. Way to go girlfriend.

E for Erotic, It's even got a scifi plot and a hot dyke scenes.

My load shot over my head, no tummy plunge with this one.

Asia Carrera is a Hong Kong fooey, and her ass isn't even slanty.

Matt Zane the Director is a goof, but now he's my friend cause this one sizzles. Not bad, keep it up Zane. . . Well but your flicks yet?

Ten.

Posted By OOOH MY DICK IS HUGE, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM