Roger's Rating:

Is there a more universally appealing them in porn than a beautiful woman in a white nurses' uniform? Well, yeah, I'm sure there are, but judging from the number of hospital porn movies made each year, I'd say I'm not the only one who loves the idea of a sponge bath from a gorgeous creature. (And there are some really pretty women in the cast of this movie.) Other than the nurse theme, there are a couple of things I am looking forward to in this movie. The first is my initial look at Vivid Girl Kira Kener. From the looks of this brunette on the box, I'd say she has the kind of cover girl looks to make her a huge star. My second reason for being a little excited by this movie is a bit more obscure. Screenwriter David Stanley did some of the best feature porn on the market back in 1997, then he just sort of vanished. I noticed his name as a director on an upcoming Vivid project, and his collaboration with Paul Thomas on this one would indicate to me that he is back making porn. I'll bet most of you were thinking I was going to say something nice about Stryc Nine being in this movie, but I'm going to save that for later.

Bobby Vitale is confined to a wheelchair. Before we even get a chance to wonder why he's in the chair, we join Bobby in watching some hot porn on the TV. Unlike most of us, when Bobby watches porn, the women actually come out of the screen and fuck each other on the bed in front of him. Obsession and India are a fine looking pair of lesbian loving nurses who ask Bobby to join them. They are both quite willing to get plugged, but Obsession does her best work with his cock in her ass. India is the better looking of the two, but Obsession steals the sexual heat with a fine anal scene. India tires to take a facial, but Bobby is a little lacking in the popshot department this time around.

As it turns out, the 'nurses' are just a couple of working girls Bobby hired to help him out with his rather extreme nurse fetish. He takes things father than most people to satisfy his craving, even posing as a patient to get inside a hospital. Once there, Bobby offers a blonde nurse, Kiki three hundred bucks just to whack him off. At first she threatens to call security, but after making him up the offer to five bills, she agrees to give him a little tug. Impressed by his hard cock, she takes things a bit farther, sucking it deep into her throat. (Insert 'Head Nurse' joke here.) Combining a little strip tease with great hand and mouth action, she brings him off in short order.

It seems like all the nurses at this hospital are horny. Regan Starr is in the back of an ambulance putting away supplies one minute and the next, she's sucking a big cock. Bobby sure is good at scratching his nurse itch. Still blonde and a bit thinner than she is now, Regan is one wild little fuck.

Bobby's charade comes to an end when he is caught impersonating a doctor. A real doc, Julian corners him and Bobby has to tell him the whole humiliating story. His punishment is to be checked into and experimental program that monitors sexual fetishes. The good news for Bobby is that the program is run by a doctor and a gorgeous nurse, Kira Kerner. The bad news is that they inject him some experimental drugs, tape his eyes open and do a number on him, Clockwork Orange style. To cure him, I guess, they have two more nurses, Stryc Nine and Barrett Moore put on a little show for him. (Gee, punish me by showing me the one thing I love the most, OK.) Barrett is all right looking, but Stryc Nine is nothing short of mouthwatering. Her breasts are perfect and her petite, curvy frame is simply perfection. (And I didn't even mention her incredible little pookie.) Both nurses love the taste of pussy and seem to be as into women in white as Bobby is. Teasing him mercilessly, Barrett fingers Stryc Nine's ass just inches from his face. Poor guy.

The program seems to be working because even when Kira does her best to turn Bobby on, all he can do is squirm against his bonds and scream in pain. As a final test, Kira takes on Michael J Cox and Tyce Bune right in front of Bobby. Hell, just watching the clothes peeled from this perfect body is enough to make a nurse fan out of me for life. He strains against his bonds as Kira takes a big cock in her mouth and starts bobbing up and down on it. My goodness what a body this woman has. With two dicks to keep happy, Kira has to keep her mouth wide open and her thighs spread wide Check out reverse cowgirl as she slides her ass down on a hard shaft. Nice energy as she keeps sucking the second cock until one shoots on her ass and the other blasts her boobs.

Bobby is so cured that he even pukes when Kira peeks under his gown to see that his cock is totally limp. She is quite concerned with his health, but her fears are ignored by the doctor in charge. Her solution is to give him a shot to offset the effects of the drug, then hop into bed with her patient. Kira really does look stunning in her white bra and panties, but even more so when the garments come off. Bobby seems very happy to be back to normal and spends a long time nursing her sweet, shaved slit. Kira is more than happy to return the favor by sucking his cock to full attention. For someone who has been catatonic for a while, Bobby sure finds the energy to lay some serious wood to his own private nurse, fucking her raw and dropping his load on her fine ass.

In the end, we find out that some fetishes aren't all that bad. Hey, if seeing chicks in white gets you hot, why not go for it? In fact, if you have a nurse fetish, even a little one, you are probably going to love this movie. Kira is perfect as a lusty caregiver, looking great and showing a lot of energy in her two scenes. The opening three way with Obsession and India is also great for fans who love interracial scenes. Of course, I give bonus points for the Stryc Nine scene just because she looks so freaking hot. Nicely shot sex, a very pretty cast and just enough story to keep things interesting make 'Nurses' an entertaining, sexy movie. More Kira please.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Dan Driller's Rating:

Starring: Kira Kener

Good

Excellent but there is a lot of scenes that are in bad taste. Also there is one anal scene that should have been redone but they left it.

Kira Kener is the only reason to watch this movie as she is so hot and horny.

The vomitting was tasteless but it was part of the film. The worst part was the anal scene between Kira and 2 other doctors where after some time it is apparent that Kira didn't thoroughly douche because the cock starts to become covered with chocolate as it comes out of her ass. The scene continues till there is shit on Kira also until it is finally cut.

6

Posted By Dan Driller, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Painted Tiger's Rating:

Starring: Produced and Directed by: Cleo Edwards
Written By: David Stanley
Cast: Kira Kener & Bobby Vitale; also Barret Moore, India, Obsession, Stryc-9, Keki D Aire, Reagan Starr, Michael J. Cox
India and Obsession have a pretty hot lesbian scene which turns into a nice three-way with Bobby Vitale, although nothing too special. This is followed by another reasonable scene between Bobby and either Keki or Reagan, it isn't clear who's who from the credits. Although I must admit to not being fond of medically enhanced boobs, I'm a new fan of Kira Keener. She is not only beautiful and enthusiastic, she can actually act! The actor (playing without credit) in the role of the chief researcher comes does a non-sex scene with Kira which is alot like William Shatner and Liz Taylor acting wise. The former Stryc-9, Cherry Mirage, has a scene with Barret Moore in which Cherry simply burns while Barret, inexplicably, seems not too interested. Perhaps it's inexplicable to me because I can't imagine not being turned on to the extremes doing a scene with my absolute favorite star, Cherry Mirage. Ah well.

The production values were a bit disappointing from a Vivid flick, although not below average for the industry.

Pretty poor. The first two scenes, as I said, were fine, if not spectacular, but what followed was a real turn off.
To start, I'm a big fan of "A Clockwork Orange" which Nurses remakes as a porn film in a hospital. Cleo Edwards might be told, however, that most of us have no desire to seek our erotic thrills from Kubrik's original and that it isn't a great bet for an adult film. Throughout most of the film's scenes, Bobby Vitale is strapped into a wheel chair, doped up on drugs to make him sick and has his eyes taped open so he can be forced to watch nurses having sex while gruesome images are displayed in the background. The idea is that Vitale's character will be able to overcome his nurse fetish by associating sexy nurses with nasty imagery and being sick.
Well it's nice to have a plot, but I'm afraid the film had the same effect on me as it was supposed to have on Vitale. I wouldn't have believed someone could make a scene with Cherry Mirage unsexy, but here it is, although to no fault of her own. There's even a scene in which Vitale is vomiting on himself while Kira Keener is taking a three way with two nicely hung gentleman. Maybe there are fetishists out there who will like this sort of thing, but for most of us, this is a pretty limp effort from an erotic standpoint.

Cherry Mirage and Kira Keener. Let's here it for Cherry for being the natural beauty and porn Goddess that she is and for Kira for having the talent to act a role.

The storyline. People see porn for one reason, I think most would agree. When the plot is good and adds to the heat of the film, it's a great thing. When it makes you want to vomit and join the priesthood, well. . .

I give it a three, and that high only because I realize that there are some folks out there who'll like this sort of thing. If you are looking for a couple's film it's more like a one.

Posted By Painted Tiger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM