Roger's Rating:

Ashley Blue isn't your typical porn chick. She isn't your typical AVN Performer of the Year. In fact, there isn't much about Ms. Blue that is typical. Raincoaters know that she is one of freakiest women in the industry and fans of hardcore sex have been enjoying her face, body and sexual antics for a while now. Her edgy and successful Girlvert flicks have led her to some behind the camera stuff for JM Productions. Keeping the same attitude she has always shown in their movies, Ashley is ready to put her mark on a few new girls. As she explains in the brief into, Ashley doesn't like attention whores. She isn't fond of girls who primp and preen for the camera and think more of themselves than they should. I wonder if Ashley got this attitude from hanging out with cheerleaders in high school or contract girls. At any rate, these babes may come as attention seeking primadonnas, but before she is finished with them, they will become comfortable with their roles as cock gagging, ass-gaping, fully-stuffed, cum chugging prick pigs.

Ashley tries to interview Shay Lamar, but she is so busy looking in the mirror and talking about everyone wants her that you can't help but laugh. I just hope people get the joke. It's funny because it's pretty much dead on for so many porn girls. Ashley turns the action over to Scott Lyons who manages to keep Shay quiet with a fat cock between her lips. She handles that pretty well and bends over to take it deep in her pussy. This flick offers a different kind of dirty talk. Shay keeps telling him how much he must love fucking her pussy because it is so good. Though she said in the interview that she didn't have to do A scenes, Shay is happy to take it between her cheeks. Scott hooks her feet on his shoulders and bangs away. In between long sessions of anal, our little Princess happily takes his cock from her ass and shoves it right down her throat. When she says that she wants to do a position that will really let us see her I almost fell out of my chair laughing. She has the contract girl chat down, but gives us some great RCA and happily takes his load right into her wide-open mouth. At least this attention whore is worthy of our attention for about twenty minutes.

Nadia Sin and Anita Blue are competing with each other for the attention in this scene. Anita is really funny as she tells us over and over again that she is wearing all blue as her trademark. Nadia assures us that she is the next anal queen and that she is really good at blowjobs. (Damn someone knows porn chicks really well.) Neither of these girls is exactly great looking. Anita is really skinny, but has some great tits. Nadia is a little hard looking, but really shows off for the camera when she gets a dick in her mouth. The girls battle for camera time as they work his big cock over with their hands and mouths. Anita takes a short ride in reverse cowgirl and then flashes her big eyes to the camera as she sucks her juices off of his knob. The girls actually have a deep throat contest that is pretty damn impressive. Both of them get his big cock all the way down and have to move on to fucking to try to gain the upper hand. As the scene goes on, both girls earn high points for enthusiasm and end up being a lot more attractive as the scene wears on. When the chips are down, Nadia steals the attention by opening up her ass while Anita isn't willing to go that far. She bends over backwards, gapes and talks dirty while Anita can only watch. They share the cumshot, but even a great set of tits and those big eyes can't get Anita back in the spotlight.

Victoria Sin's English skills are a bit lacking so her dialog isn't quite as funny as some of the others girls, but she still makes us smile talking about how huge she is in Europe. Since Ashley is on hand to help with this scene, you know that Victoria is going to have to do some pretty nasty shit to keep up. The girls hang their heads backwards from the couch for a little “Gag Factor” action that is only hot if you really like seeing girls with spit running down their faces. Victoria moves her long, lean body on top of Johnny Thrust's dick for a hard pussy fuck. Ashley wants it for herself though and mounts it with her always-ready asshole. Setting the bar high, she gives her usual high-energy ass fuck. Even a short Victoria anal can't take the attention away from Ashley's AVN Award winning ass. The side-by-side piledriver is very good, but there is no way Victoria can hang with Ashley in an anal sex contest. Johnny does pop on Victoria's asshole and then sits back while Ashley licks it up only to swap the jizz with her German friend.

The final scene starts out in the make-up chair with Trina Michaels. She is set to do a three-way scene with Dave Hardman and Taylor “Mother Fuckin” Rain. The problem, as Taylor explains it, is that “Taylor don't do that. Taylor needs all the cock.” They go ahead and let Taylor have Dave all to herself. She bends over and lets Dave lick her from behind. The pretty brunette turns around and gives a sloppy blowjob while waiting for Hardman to stuff his weathered meat into her pretty (and oh so popular) holes. He rolls her into piledriver and just starts banging away. Taylor looks pretty damn good and when she gets on top we get to watch her tight little pussy lips stretch around Dave's meat as she rides up and down. As usual, she looks good from any angle and uses her ass to give us a very hot RCA. I don't know if Taylor has ever been an attention whore in real life, but her ass certainly attracts plenty of attention in porn. In fact it seems to have its own gravitational field that draws every cock in town right into it. Dave's isn't big enough to really challenge her sphincter, but it is big and hard enough to have her moaning and pushing back for a very hot ass-fuck. Like a good whore, she happily takes every drop of cream he has to shoot into that willing mouth.

There is something really funny about this movie. Even as the girls give their pre-scene interviews and pretend at times to be too-good for being fucked on film, there is a tongue-in-cheek attitude that makes you smile in between the sex. Ashley Blue keeps the pace going well and steps in from time to time. None of these girls is ever going to attract as much raincoat attention as Ms. Blue herself, but there are some hot sluts on hand here. Nadia hangs in with Ashley pretty well and Shay gives another note-worthy performance. Without trying too hard to be funny, this is cool little movie that pokes fun at porn chicks and their attitudes. It's funny because it is an exaggeration, but just barely. The sex is good without being as hard or rough as in the Girlvert stuff, but trust me when I say that all of these girls get the kind of attention that certain Contract Girls are in desperate need of.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM