Roger's Rating:

The Perverted Stories line is one of the most original, interesting, funny and downright filthy lines in all of porn. Director Jim Powers has taken the vignette style and thrown his own twist into the mix. Some of the stories are familiar, often borrowing from sci-fi or horror films, others are just too fucking weird to come from anywhere but the offices of JM Productions. Volume three takes us back five years, so you're going to have to forgive the picture quality a bit. In the beginning, JM didn't have the kind of top notch equipment they use now. Still, in these movies, the focus is on the bizarre, nasty and usually hot sex. In these early movies, Powers even served as a host, sitting in his editing bay and introducing each scene.

Lovette stars in the opening scene, strolling naked through the jungle. She's short, curvy and just a little bit thick. A voice calls out to her from the bushes and you won't believe where it comes from. A dildo hanging from a tree begs Lovette to suck him. Ron Jeremy does a really funny job with the voice over, giving the dismembered dick plenty to say to the busty blonde. In disbelief, she tosses it to the ground, but with or without her cooperation, this dick is going to get some action. As soon as the dildo flies into her mouth, it becomes an actual flesh and blood pole. We never see Ron, and the shots are intercut with Lovette gulping down the plastic prick. Once she has sucked, the cock, Lovette goes down onto the rocks and fucks her shaved pussy. Very nice solo action, but when the camera moves tight for the real fucking, we do finally see Ron. Lovette likes it deep, and spreads her legs even wider to take that big dick right up her ass. Her short, strong legs flail about in the air as she finally gets enough cock.

The second story has Alex Dane starring as a missionary in the heart of Africa. She is captured by Byron Long and another large black man and taken to their pigmy leader, Napoleon. Alex doesn't seem too worried about what might happen to her. In fact, she even takes her own top off to show them her tiny tits and pert nipples. They have strip all the down to nothing. (Why is she in the jungle with high heels?) Alex naked is a good thing and even better, she doesn't hesitate to reach under their grass skirts and suck their cocks. She really does a nice job licking Byron's log to full mast. The second black guy has some serious wood problems, but finally gets stiff enough to do some damage. Napoleon finally gets his turn in Alex's talented little mouth. After sucking all of the, the horny little white girl gets on her hands and knees, making her pussy available for their pleasure. Nap pistons his hips, filling her at one end, while the two black guys take turns in her mouth. Nice close up shots when the roll her over. The camera gets right up next to Alex's slit as Byron slam fucks her. Great standing doggy here. Alex really shines here, proving to be a first class porn slut. Now fucked in the ass as well, Alex takes a shot up her back, one on her tits and a final blast onto her open mouth. This is the best scene in the movie by far.

Frankie Layne goes scuba diving along a coral reef and finds a whole mess of dildo shaped coral. Actually, they are dildos and she brings them home for her girlfriends, Blake Mitchell and Devon Shire. This of course, leads us to a toy heavy lesbian three way. Devon is pretty decent looking and a hot fuck. Frankie is a thin blonde who looks pretty sexy with those tan lines. Blake is an older, busty woman who really likes sampling her friends. This is basically a standard three girl veggie fest with some very big toys going into some wet holes.

For the final story, Powers brings us the most unbelievable footage of all time. He even has experts come in to verify the validity of this remarkable film. Those of you don't recognize the set up, this is a great parody of the alien autopsy movie that was out a few years back. The twist this time around is that it's an alien bang-fest. I'm not sure what is more absurd, the naked alien dying to fuck, or the idea that tattooed freak boy Jack Hammer is supposed to be a scientist. Racquel Lace is the alien and they have done a nice job making her totally disgusting to look at from the neck up. He and Dave Hardman begin probing their guest with fingers and eventually dicks. The scene is in black and white and intentionally scratchy to make it look like the alien autopsy video. More creative than it is sexy, this is a perfect scene for this series. I guess alien chicks like DP's just like earth sluts do.

All four scenes in this movie are pretty damn original. Number four isn't particularly sexy or strokeable, but it's damn entertaining. Lovette is sexy as always and manages to handle Ron Jeremy with great ease. Alex Dane is the best thing in this movie. The three on one fuck may not be the best thing she's ever done, but it's damn sexy and made this one worth watching for me all by itself. More Alex please.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM