The D-Man's Rating:

Starring: This video sports an impressive cast performing in nine (or so) scenes. It all begins with a short, nasty anal scene involving Kelsey Hear and Mark Davis. (This was the first of three scenes for Kelsey). The secong scene is a scorcher between Barrette Moore and Alec Metro. This is soon followed by a very watchable side by side antics of the legendary Tiffany Mynx and her sexy cohort, Maya Devine. Jill Kelly teams up with Kelsey Heart for a tag-team blow job on Alec Metro. After that, there are rather amusing sequence titled "Cute Chicks Can't Cook", starring Tabitha Stevens, Chandler and Felecia. The ultra starlet Shayla LaVeaux makes a brief appearance in a mini-ogry set in a shoe store, along with Devin Wolf and Daisy Chain. For the closer, the breath-taking Julie Meadows delivers a good performance with Ron Jeremy. Besides the carnal performances, Julie Meadows displays substantial acting skills in this video.

In terms of scenery, the video used the same room for almost half of the scenes. (The identical walls and carpet gave it away). But I understand this is a video, and keeping down production cost while preserving the video's heated performances is paramount. The infomercial format worked very well: the flashing number and slogans ("don't be a moron, call now!") and the call-ins gave the video a credible and entertaining feel. The kitchen scene was set up well, it added to the racy tumblings of the three cooking-skills deficient ladies.

Nymphomercials is not a plot or romance-driven work. Nevertheless, the abundance of fine females flesh in action merits an eroticism value of about a 7. 5 out of 10. Barrett Moore's sale pitch throughout her scene, especially during her anal, underscores the video's heat. Of course, Tiffany Mynx's activity adds something to the video too.

Kudos to Julie Meadows for her credible role as the Nymphomercials hostess/spokeswoman. The folks at VCA did a great job of spoofing an informercial, and it might even elicit a chuckle or two. Moreover, the outstanding diversity of the video's female stars is a major plus.

For some reason, the opening scene with Kelsey Heart was too short. Even worse was that Shayla LaVeaux did not fully participate in any of the carnality was a sore point. Furthermore, I barely noticed, if at all, the performances of Shelby Myne and Sydnee Steele.

Because of the talented, mouth watering collection of video vixens, Nymphomercials rates around a 7. 5 to 8 out of 10.

Posted By The D-Man, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM