Miles' Rating:

Starring: Pure whack-off material, director Dale Jordan gathers some mid-level porn queens, like Shelbee Myne, T. J. Hart, and Bridgette for the now tired question and answer stuff before sticking his gang of porn hounds on their asses. The guys are a fairly good batch of able cocksmen like Sean Michaels, Pat Myne, Evan Stone, and the always present Dave Hardman.

Nothing elaborate, but you knew that. These unimaginative quickies simply have to get the picture and sound clear, and hope Hardman nails Bridgette in the face at the finale.

There's not much you'd call erotic here. The sex is too standard issue. Though it's always hot watching gals like Bridgette let guys like Pat Myne and Davey Boy sword fight in their mouths, there's no anticipation. We know it'll end in a D. P. and a face splash.

Some of the girls are jazzed up enough to make their scenes watchable. Euro babe Marieh is a sexy fresh face who gives Sean a basic workover. But her wide-eyed "innocence" give the scene some energy. And if you like girl-girl scenes, there's a solid foursome with Kim Alexis, Cheyenne Silver, Taylor and T. J. Hart that's playfully irresistible.

But the whole production is so by-the-numbers it becomes a slow ride.

A We've been here too many times.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM