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Starship Intercourse VHS Video
Starship Intercourse Description: "A spaceship loaded with interstellar female sex criminals is knocked off by a meteor while on its way to a remote penal colony. The prisoners make their escape and head for the closest inhabited planet. . . Earth. They touch down and then proceed to carry on with the salacious, sordid shenanigans that got them in trouble in the first place. The task of recapturing the pulse-pounding prisoners falls upon the intrepid crew of the 'Starship Intercourse', the horniest collection of space-rangers to ever grab a quick piece of asteroid. Join them on a stirring 'sex trek' as they fight for truth, justice and passion in an erotic galaxy far and away more arousing than any you have experienced before."
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| Dante Sinferno's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: The movie stars Samantha Strong, Melissa Melendez, Tiffany Storm, Gail Force, Alexa Park, Ona Zee, Sharon Mitchell, Gayle Sterling, Scott Irish, Joey Silvera, Marc Wallice, Tom Byron, and Mike Horner, with Lois Ayres, Nicholas Jackson, Pat Manning and Clancy O'Toole in non-sexual (fully dressed, even) roles.
Samantha Strong is gorgeous, and gives an enthusiastic performance. Melissa Melendez looks surprisingly good in drag, complete with moustache and strap-on, and I enjoyed her scene with Ona Zee (cheered on by spectators) more than I'd expected to. Tiffany Storm has never looke dbetter than she does riding Joey Silvera; Gail Force is as hot as the sauna she has sex in; and the threesome between Sharon Mitchell, Scott Irish and Alexa Parks is convincingly raunchy.
Some of the sets, including an airliner interior, a restaurant and a starship cockpit, look suprisingly expensive, but apart from that, it's a fairly ordinary production: camerawork, sound, editing and makeup are all pretty good, but not outstanding. Some of the costumes are interesting, though Lois Ayres looks rather silly in her shoulder-pads and pink nylon wig.
Most of the scenes in this movie are about average for late-80's porn, though Gail Force is much too short, and Gayle Sterling's threesome with Tom Byron and Mark Horner somehow doesn't click. The script works against the eroticism, too, by giving the women inappropriate names such as Hemmorrhoida, Uretha, Hermaphrodita, and the Black Widow. You may want to fast-forward through the scenes in the cockpit; no sex happens there, and the jokes aren't very good.
(i)The threesome between Alexa Parks, Scott Irish, and Sharon Mitchell. (ii)Samantha Strong's scene with Marc Wallice, which begins with the film's funniest moment and ends with it's best money shot, and (iii)Lots of lovely real breasts (particularly Samantha's, Melissa's and Tiffany's).
(i)The rest of the jokes. (ii)Gail Force's scene is MUCH too short. (iii)Lois Ayres's sex scene doens't happen at all, for no adequately explored reason, so the ending is disappointing.
On the whole, and despite the sets and the cast, it's only slightly above average. 6 out of 10
Posted By Dante Sinferno, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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